Some people actually ask the internet to roast them. And other times, without even having to ask, the internet will point out the reason he hasn't put a ring on it is because she doesn't have a ring finger to put it on. She must have a much more dangerous job than him.
Every single person in this photo has a different emotion on their face. I hope I never get to a point in my life where seeing a man willingly take a punt to the testicles results in me looking bored. What kind of a life is that guy (or any of these guys) living?