Who cares that there is a line out the door? Not this lady. She’s not serving a single customer until she wins this game of Solitaire. It’s really satisfying when you win the game and the cards cascade across the screen.
Oh, I’m sorry. Are you in a rush? This lady at the airport doesn’t give a flying f**k that she is blocking traffic. Oh, was your name just called for final boarding? What are you going to do, run me over? I think not.
While a genius is fixing this grandpa’s laptop, he’s not wasting a moment’s time doing his favorite thing on the computer: watching porn. Who said that when you get older you lose your interest in sex?
Seriously, why are there so many old people on this list? I guess that when you get to a certain age, you’ve just lived so long that you just don’t give AF. This lady skipped her water aerobics class to enjoy a nice cold martini.
This guy doesn’t give AF, his house is insured. “Oh yeah, guys the fire started in the upstairs bedroom. I’m just going to sit here and enjoy this cigarette. Oh, did my mention that my wife is up there? Yeah, she cool."
Bless his heart. At his age, he’s still trying to keep things sexy in the bedroom. I wish most 20-somethings would be as thoughtful. Maybe he’s going to go back home and show his partner some sexy moves.
This courier either can’t read or they were sick and tired of waiting for the Curriers to come answer the door. Or maybe the courier was mad that the Curriers assumed his gender. Excuse me, it’s UPS person.
This is the most adorable car crash I’ve ever seen. His old lady is still inside the car waiting to be rescued, but neither of them have a care in the world. They just look gangster AF waiting for the fire department to arrive.
This is how I feel on the inside most days. When you live to be over 80, you've seen a fair ton of s**t from people. There comes a point where you just lose all your faith in humanity and just want to kill everyone.