Hey girl, you asked for it. Now give me an R. Give me an O. Give me an A.S.T.E.D. Yea that's right. You got ROASTED!!!!!!!
Girl, you are super cute but your eyeliner has a mind of its own. Also, sorry about your parents' divorce. It gets better.
They say that even Jesus can't save your sadness. I say that they are wrong. Girl, eat a burger and you will feel a whole lot better.
This one is pretty spot on. Don't worry girl, Channing Tatum also looks like a potato and the ladies love him.
I am familiar with this face. You are not alone.
The sun'll come out tomorrow. Especially if there are donuts!
Ah yes, this brings me back to the '90s. Your hair looks just like my Dookie cassette tape after my dad destroyed it because I was too young to be listening to "such filth."
There's something strange in the neighborhood... and sorry, it's you. Oh, but tell Slimer I said, "What's up!"
Girl, your cubicle looks tidy, but your face is a mess! And no, we do not want to sign up for the premium package!
They say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder and you are a like a full-blown Monet. Good from far, far from good.
Don't worry, they won't even roast you because you look like you are made of plastic. Oh, snap! That's a roast right there! Burn. Diss.
Well, it looks like someone solved the toner problem at the office. Look, you can hide a lot in those eyebrows but this time you got busted!
Okay roast me fellas! But first let me take a selfie..... 25 times.