Have you spent years looking for an excuse to drink beer through a straw? Well, now you can!
This mom is totally smashed. And her potatoes are about to be totally mashed.
When someone's got a date in the bedroom, they put a sock on the door knob. But what does it mean when there's an entire person on the door knob?
He's going to feel pretty bad when he gets up. And if those are all the bottles he drank, it will probably be a while.
Everyone knows if your candy bar has a dead battery, it can't be eaten. It's just common sense.
With this drunken invention, you can sit on the toilet and really relax. Especially if you enjoy sitting on sharp, uncomfortable plastic.
Riding a horse into the bank isn't so bad. Unless the horse decides to "make a deposit."
What's the difference between finding some kittens and drinking some beer? When you find the kittens, you still feel good the next day.
Sure, put a dish-soap bottle cap on your wine might give it a weird taste, but who cares? You're the president!
Sometimes drunk-you does awesome things, like ordering this case. It almost makes up for all those times that drunk-you ate five Doritos Locos Tacos.
If you're drinking, you're going to end up in this position eventually. So you might as well be proactive and start out that way.
Like the saying goes, "You can lead a horse to water...but it's more fun to lead the horse to a bar, and then get really drunk."
When this guy was passed out at a bar, Tom Hanks came by and posed for a picture. So maybe all of us should pass out at bars more often.