Whether it is a bizarre Christmas picture or a family tree that doesn't make sense, some things just don't add up. We need answers, and we need them now.
If you are questioning whether sharing something with the world will make you look like you need intense therapy, it's sometimes better to leave it in the dark. Just leave it there, please.
You know what is worse than an awkward catch phrase? A horrifying gimmick that leaves people uneasy and questioning your sanity.
Sometimes it's better to spare someone's feelings and keep your thoughts to yourself. Ignorance is definitely bliss, and hair color will eventually fade. Eventually.
When life gives you lemons, you roll around in cactuses and hope it doesn't get you arrested. Hopefully, you can all just have a few laughs until paramedics arrive. Ouch.
It's all about presentation. Sometimes we let this slip away and we forget some key details, like putting our resting bitch face away. It's not something one can control, trust me!
Go ahead — ride your rocking horse into the sunset. The only person holding you back is yourself, and possibly your pride and fear of public humiliation.
Anything is better than nothing at all, but sometimes "nothing" is that special "something" that shows someone you really don't care. Only when you really feel like splurging.
Trust is a serious concept, especially when your safety is at risk. Sometimes you have to throw caution into the wind and hope man's best friend can drive a Vespa. Godspeed.
Babies are literally tiny, drunk adults. What do you do when a baby falls asleep? You troll them by drawing on them with permanent marker. It's a rite of passage, really.
Everyone gets a little annoyed during evening rush hour, but it's important to keep your eyes on the road and maintain your cool. Unless you're an alpaca; then there's no holding back.
Older generations had newspapers and playing cards to keep them occupied. We have hilarious smartphone technology. It sometimes goes horribly wrong, but it's so horrifically right.
You aren't really living life if you don't cut your birthday cake with a chainsaw across from a screaming baby. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre theme is all the rage. It's always good to go out with a bang, and this photo takes the cake.