You see them from across the bar. They are steaming hot so you saunter over. You can't you contain yourself so you snatch that mozzarella stick up. Nothing comes between you and mozzarella. Except maybe cheddar. Mmmm...cheddar.
When you are in your 20s, you are a social butterfly. You love to attend dinner parties and going out to eat with friends. At 30? Take out and TV is the only way to go. The lonelier the better, please.
Want to know what the perfect porn for a foodie would be? The delivery guy comes in with the pizza and when he puts the order down, he realizes that he accidentally sent two pizzas for the price of one.
This cameraman isn't there for the union of souls. He is there for the ham sandwich. There is no footage of Nana Patricia, so you better check the rest of the footage to see the other meals that made it in and who else didn't make the cut.
We can download any album from any artist anywhere in the world. We can Facetime our parents from across the country and buy clothes from all over the world. But if my computer can't cook me a hamburger, I'd rather live in the Stone Age.
How many calories do you burn eating a pie of pizza? Come on, all that chewing is exhausting. How about for holding the box of pizza while I was shoveling the pie into my mouth? Does that count as weight lifting?