Hmmmm. Maybe if I just do a quick little Google search, I'll be able to figure life out a little faster. Hey Google! Can you tell me when that dude I went on a date with is going to text me back? Thanks!
You spent your childhood begging your parents to let you stay up to watch the ball drop. Then in college you were so drunk, you don't even remember when the clock turned midnight. Then in your 20s, things started to fizzle a bit. And New Years in your 30s? You can't really be bothered.
When you are a child, every decision is life or death. "If I say that my favorite color is green will he still like me?" Then an existential crisis begins in your 20s and by your 30s you really don't care just as long as the milk that you drink doesn't make you fat.
Ugh, sleep! All day you are exhausted. You keep falling asleep at work. You go see a movie and you can't keep your eyes open. You are practically holding your eyes open while driving home from work. But then it's time to go to bed and you are wide awake! Kill me.
You graduate from college all bright eyed and bushy tailed. Then you are thrown into the real world and are hit in the face with the brutal reality that life is just filled with responsibilities, jobs and bills. Boo!
When you're younger, you would do anything to fit in and make new friends. You would listen to a certain type of music and dress a certain kind of way just to find a cool group to hang out with. When you are older, you just want to surround yourself with people who aren't annoying. That's all.