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13 Doormats For People Who Don't Want Company

These "unwelcome" mats are sure to send strangers running from your door.
Matt Manser | Lists
Published March 13, 2017
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13 Doormats For People Who Don't Want Company

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1. Disappointment

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You know that person in your life who likes to pop over whenever they want, and it always sucks? This doormat isn't afraid to say what we're all thinking. Thanks for speaking our minds for us, doormat.

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2. Fair Warning

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Oh cool! If you ring this doorbell, you can play fetch with their dog! Except instead of a ball, the dog will be retrieving your foot.

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3. Three Exceptions

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Looks like you're out of luck, Joey Fatone. Unless you're now working as a driver for Domino's. In which case, he's probably still out of luck, but for different reasons.

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4. Make It Legal

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This person must be involved in some not-so-legal activities. Either that or they just really love the band that sang "Cherry Pie." But if you bring a legal document or the actual band, they have to let you in.

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5. Getting Your Fill

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If you want to add to the social interaction, just pretend this is a Facebook post. If you want to comment, write it down on a smaller doormat underneath this one. It's much better than actually communicating in person.

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6. All Set

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In other words, there's nothing you could possibly be offering that they actually need. Unless you have Girl Scout cookies. Those are always welcome.

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7. Strangers Welcome

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If you're a stranger, you should think twice before knocking on this door. And if you're a chicken, you probably shouldn't knock either. The dog will think you taste like strangers.

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8. No Bites

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The thought of getting humped by a dog is enough to make most people quickly leave. Unfortunately, it would also make a handful of odd people want to stick around even more. And those are probably the people you should interact with the least.

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9. Star Doors

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If you come to this house, the door is probably locked. There's no possible way to get that door to open. Unless, of course, you use the force.
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10. Bye Bye

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This is a way to be snarky while telling people to go away. Or it's a polite way to tell someone to go away, if her name actually is Felicia. Either way, it works.

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11. Perfectly Safe

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If you see this welcome mat, take precaution. Just to be safe, immediately alert your old friend Admiral Ackbar. If it's a trap, he'll be sure to let you know.

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12. Feeling Dirty

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Most of these doormats are designed to make you feel unwelcome. This one works by making you feel a little TOO welcome. Creeping people out is a great way to make them want to leave.

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13. Better Luck Elsewhere

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If you're a burglar, you might want to try the house next door. But then again, burglars are probably used to not feeling welcome at someone else's home. So this one might not be all that effective.

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