The fake throw is time-honored tradition for anyone who owns a dog. But when the dog gives you the "Dude, seriously?" look, it's time to give the fake outs a rest. Or just wait a couple days and see if he falls for it again.
This dog just thought it was going to be wearing a regular, ordinary shirt. But then he came to find out that his owner must be some sort of mad scientist that gives dogs two extra heads. But at least he now has a couple of helpers who can assist with sniffing other dogs' butts.
Catching your significant other with someone else is a troubling experience. But it's not as bad as catching your owner with another dog. And rubbing noses with a dog is basically the same as going all the way.
When this dog posed for a picture, it just thought its owner was giving it attention. It never asked to be Photoshopped to look like Michael Jackson. Which is especially devastating, because this dog is actually more of a Prince fan.
These dogs just think they're wearing costumes. They don't know what a wedding is, or what marriage is. Just wait until they find out that they'll actually have to spend the rest of their lives together, 'til death do they part, just because their owners thought it would be cute.