Texting the wrong person not once, but twice? That's somehow even worse than the actual cheating.
If you're going to cheat, never leave your phone in the possession of your boyfriend. It's just common sense.
Look out for that dog! That cute, adorable tiny dog that looks nothing like the one in the picture!
If you come across this door, you'll likely stare at it for 45 minutes trying to figure out if you can enter or not. And then you'll finally give up...because your head exploded.
He very quickly went from "in a relationship" to "single." But to be more accurate, it should be, "single without any chance of getting into a relationship ever again."
This girl is definitely the bee's knees. But only if the bee likes to pretend its knees are something else.
On the negative side, his girlfriend cheated. On the positive side, looks like this guy has a new BFF!
This sign must think we're a bunch of idiots. And maybe we are, if we truly believe that a sign is capable of having thoughts.
Subway's footlongs actually come up an inch short. Which is how you know that Subway must be run by a man.
The best part is the type of car he drives. It only makes sense that a cheater would drive an Excursion.
Don't you hate it when the person who's cheating in order to be with you decides to stop cheating? It almost makes it seem like cheaters are not people you can trust!