His birth name was Baby Dump Jr and he had to earn his first million dollars to change it.
He ghostwrote six Goosebumps books, all of them about a kid who turns into a big weird bee.
His favorite Looney Toon is Sylvester Jr because he's like Sylvester but short.
He made his first million as the kissing king of North Woodbridge, Minnesota and then took a break to change his name, remember?
He owns a Dorian Gray style painting that's somehow even older and grosser looking than he is.
He went bankrupt three times, each time from investing in Beanie Babies.
He paid 48 animators to draw him into Space Jam in the part of the Danny DeVito alien.
He wrote The Smiths song "How Soon Is Now?" about his incredible sadness concerning a big penny he lost.
The Birther Movement was based out of an envy that Trump couldn't remember himself as a baby.
He has never fucked a swan but will do so if he gets into the White House. This is his main campaign promise.
Someday he will die.