Insults are fun. The perfect takedown can make you feel primal satisfaction unlike anything else. Thankfully, a particularly withering Reddit thread gathered some clever burns for you to use on your friends.
Got a self-pitying friend? Next time they start whining about their problems, tell them, "Tough to imagine that you could have insecurities because nothing stands out about you in the first place." That one's courtesy of _easy_:
For those who fancy culture in their burns, here's one from ThatDrummer: "Your portraits are so ugly they hang themselves." If you excuse me, that insult was so impressionistic that I have to Van Gogh.