Well, technically, it IS possible to fall asleep at a club. But only if, instead of playing Drake songs, they play the soothing sounds of the rain forest.
Perhaps Jonathan is an aspiring bra salesman and has a bunch of extra samples. Because if he's not, he's in a lot of trouble.
This picture had over 3,000 comments. And unfortunately, most people who saw this picture probably missed the two comments that called out the lie.
Just like 50 Cent says, "Go shawty, it's your birthday, we gon' party like it's your birthday, we gon' drink Natty Ice and watch Modern Family in bed for hours like it's your birthday..."
It's not clear why this guy is making up such an elaborate story. But we're guessing you'll be able to find out on an upcoming episode of Catfish.
If you're looking for morphine, don't go to the emergency room and tell them you need it for your diarrhea. It won't work.
"No it's true! My girlfriend really IS a model! Also, she lives in Canada, so you'll probably never meet her, but she's still totally real."
Hopefully she's not talking about the progress she made in straightening up that room. Because that progress is zero.
What's the first thing you unpack when you get back to school? The basket of lies, of course.
Even though pepperoni may seem like a mystical product that only exists due to magic, it's not. It's meat.
Do you have Facebook friends who recently witnessed you eating meat? Then maybe don't post how you're a vegetarian.