1. Daisy Ridley's Character Has Really Bad Allergies.
Another theory is that Daisy Ridley's character, Rey,suffers from bad allergies and asthma and has to wear this mask. Fans are ecstatic at the possibility of a lead protagonists finally making asthma look cool.
2. BBÂ8 Sees Han and Chewie Making Out and Records It For Blackmail
Yes, several credible sources have confirmed that a small brawl between John Boyega and Oscar Isaac's characters over who has the coolest jacket is what sparks the massive conflict between both sides of the force.
Fans absolutely can't wait to see if John Boyega's newest character, Finn, makes it out of his stormtrooper gear before he shits himself. But judging by this still from the film's trailer, we're in for one of the messiest and strangest moments in Star Wars history.
5. Darth Vader Is Alive and Has A Crippling Meth Addiction
Sources involved with post-production on The Force Awakens have stated that J.J. Abrams has been splicing the plane-wreck-footage with several action sequences, attempting to find the best fit for the grainy cellphone video.
Although Abrams insists BB-8 is a fully practical effect, several sources have heard low whimpers and even scratching from inside the adorable droid. Abrams has also been seen by multiple eyewitnesses verbally berating the droid in-between takes.
10. Star Wars Is Just A Story Told by Some Drunk At the Cantina