They have been flirting with you all night and you have no idea. They are dropping signs left and right and those signs are flying right past you. You walk away thinking, "What a nice guy. I wish I could find someone like that."
You did! You found him! He was right there and you blew it.
You see your crush coming towards you. It's too late to escape so you are going to have to say hi. You open your mouth and nothing comes out. Not a word. You are mute and all you can do is stare into their big beautiful eyes. Your life is officially over.
You hate flirting so much that you would rather die alone then ever have to do it again. You've given up and given in to a future with cats. You will be a spinster with 17 cats and you are more than okay with it. You are actually looking forward to it.
At some point you just have to admit what you are and are not capable of. You think that maybe you should ask your crush how they want to be flirted with and then.... WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!?! ABORT!!!! ABORT!!!!! Go back to ignoring them and pretending that they don't exist for best results.
Or maybe you can get them to marry you by staring intensely. Or they will think that you are a psycho path and call the police because they think you are plotting their death. I guess you will have to try it out to see what happens.
At some point, you may decide that you would rather die than flirt and that is okay too. It is your life and you can decide what you want to do with it. But, if flirting feels so bad, that you'd rather die than do it, you probably aren't too good at doing it.
Or maybe you aren't flirting with the right person? The person for you will love how awkward you are. They will love you for your word vomit and for your rambling insults. The right flirting buddy will be just as bad at flirting, which will make them perfect for you.