Most people wouldn't think to go to a Costco Wholesale warehouse to purchase their fashions, but they actually carry a fairly wide variety of styles and with sizes all the way up to XXXXL you can continue to do your grocery shopping there as well.
Yes, you can buy coffins at Costco. So whether you want to buy in bulk and save for the entire family or simply plan for your own untimely death, you can rest in peace knowing you got a great deal on your final resting place. Your very own Kirkland Signature coffin! Stock up now!
Are you a crazy cat lady? Then Costco is THE store for you. Where else can you pick up a 144-can variety pack of Friskies wet food and a 200lb bag of cat litter? While you're shopping for your little feline family, pick yourself up a case of Kirkland Signature White Zinfandel, you'll be glad you did.
At just $55 Dollars, a Costco card can be a valuable key to unlocking some amazing deals and Costco just so happens to be the exclusive purveyor of Costco membership cards. You can purchase a Gold Star Membership Card, a Business Membership Card, Executive Membership Card, or collect all three. Believe it or not, they are the only store in the world that sells them! You can't find this deal at Sam's Club.
No more trips to the liquor store for you. With a Costco card you can turn a drinking problem into a drinking opportunity! With all the money you'll save by buying bulk booze, you'll be able to afford that new liver in no time! I'll drink to that!
Normally, sushi is prepared a piece at a time by a highly trained and certified sushi chef, using only the freshest and highest quality ingredients. But, if you really want to save some big bucks on your raw fish purchases, Costco is an excellent place to find some deals. Swing on down to Costco and pick up a sushi platter that was made in bulk, prepared "recently" by some guy in a warehouse, packaged in plastic, and stacked on a pallet in a walk-in cooler case next to 40-packs of chicken breasts. This is one item you'll want to consume before the expiration date.
If you're bold enough to buy sushi from Costco and you're looking for a real delicacy, try some Bulgarian sturgeon caviar. This 8oz tin is a deal at just $559.99 and would pair nicely with the 24 bags of Flaming Hot Cheetos you've got in your cart.
Wow! This place sells literally everything! It turns out that money CAN buy you love, but you've got to have a Costco card to get it. Whoever said money couldn't buy love hasn't looked on aisle 47-W of the local Costco warehouse, where it sits on an eye-level shelf between gallon jars of cocktail olives and indifference. If you want it to last, don't buy your love a Costco wedding ring.
Whether you're planning on having an enormous family, or you just want to be REALLY sure that you aren't pregnant, Costco is the best place to pick up a couple hundred Pregnancy tests for at home use. Go ahead and pick up a couple of gallons of cranberry juice while you're at it, because you've got some peeing to do!
Why go to the trouble of traveling to Mexico, drugging someone, and leaving them in a tub full of ice while you harvest their body parts, when you can just buy human organs at your local Costco? If you do choose the Mexico plan, you can get a great deal on a tub and as much ice as you'll need at Costco as well.